Hey,
So, I recently spent 6 weeks of my summer holiday in France and I thought I'd do a blog post about it for all zero of you who are interested, because I'm just thoughtful that way.
Set off, exciting . . . 6 hour drive to my grandparents in England, stay at their place for a few days. They'll drive my mother completely insane (I'm already there, but they do occasionally spark a desire to top myself, much as I love them and all), but everything's good, 'cause they have wifi and I'm happy as a pig in . . . excrement (are you allowed to swear on blogs? - I'm not sure about the rules there . . .). My dad flies down to join us, and the next day we head off to the white cliffs of Dover. Which I get to see for all of ten minutes as we queue for the Chunnel (first time using it, I thoroughly recommend it). The idea of being in a car, on a train, in a tunnel, under the sea, is a bit freaky, I'll grant you that, but so quick, so simple . . . ahh, the wonders of avoiding the ferry. Drive on from Calais to some little Camperniegle (don't think I'm spelling that right) which is lovely. Great dinner. Worst possible nights sleep. Dog (one of them - the old one who sleeps with me in my double bed at home) - thinks the same rule applies to camp beds in cramped motel rooms. Dad - with Mum in small double bed right beside me continually attempts to shove his feet in my face. Lovely. Relative sanity saved by a) Kate Adie's autobiography (everyone buy it and read it) and b) mentally planning a TV crime drama. Driving for about 6 hours the next day, finally reach our little alpine chalet, settle in, etc, etc. While later my brother and his mate fly out.
Here's the deal with the holiday - lots and lots of walking up mountains. Every second day. At least. Saved by 2 thoughts - a) this must be improving my fitness no end and b) lunch is gonna taste SO good. Kinda contradictory, I know. Tried rafting down a reasonably strong river with Dad, Cal (brother) and Pete (brother's mate). Oh, and Jean-Mi (French instructor guy). FANTASTIC. Loved it to bits. Extraordinary. Everyone should try swimming in rapids (yeah, we didn't exactly stick in the raft), but preferably by choice and with a guy like Jean-Mi around. Not that I know much about these things, but I wouldn't recommend falling in while alone. However, if you do, lie on your back, point your feet downstream. Under NO circumstances try to stand up. Use your arms to flail around and try to get to the sides. After the rocks there is an 'anti-current', if you can get into that, you should be good to stand up, and hopefully climb out. In the words of Maximum Ride - "See, I'm fun and educational!"
After a week, Pete went home. Cal and Dad stayed a week longer. Then it was just Mum and me. More walking up mountains. After a while, my best mate and her family came out for a week, which rocked. Stayed up all night talking once, quite literally - it wasn't intentional! Tried an aerial, through-trees, in harness, obstacle-course-ey thing (technical term), which was fun.
They left, then it was Mum and me again. We tried a tandem paraglide. It's not as scary as you might think, but it's even more amazing. For the first bit, an EAGLE flew with us. AN EAGLE. Did get nauseous near the end, when my instructor decided to do 360s, but it was still brilliant. I am definitely doing that again.
Had to go to bars and stuff for wifi. Also one night I babysat for a 4 year old boy and his 2 year old sister. Cooked their dinner, watched a movie with them, read to them, dealt with the 2 year old's tantrum, then Logged Onto Their Wifi For The Rest Of The Night. And got 40 euros for my trouble. It was a pretty sweet deal.
Journey back was Hellish. Well. The first bit was good - so good we didn't stop for the night where we had booked but just drove on to Calais, where we thought we could just get the ferry across (no Chunnel this time). Umm . . . no. Dogs need to cross over 24 hours after their treatment, and under 48. Stayed the night in a hotel in Bleriot-Plage. Nice little place. Nice beach (oh, the beach), adorable (and that word is NOT one of my more used) beach huts. I want one. Crossed the next day. GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC IN ENGLAND. Eventually made it to my grandparents again, where we spent a few days with my cousins. Now, they're not that bad, and I had internet, so I survived, but at that point I would have preferred just to go home.
Actually enjoyed the whole experience a lot, but the not having wifi thing sucks like hell, as does the not having friends (except for one week). It's a mixed bag.
Hx